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1. My statistics teacher always carried a bomb when flying to be safer

he knew that the risk of being in a plane where someone had a bomb was very very small, but the chance of two persons independent of each other carrying bombs, that would be infinite low.

2. Did you hear the joke about paper?

It's tear-able.

3. At my last job interview, I was asked what my greatest weakness was, and I said "honesty."

The interviewer said, "I don't think honesty is a weakness." I replied, "I don't give a fuck what you think!"

4. Why did I take a date to the gym?

To see if the relationship would work out.

5. Garden Gnomes

What do you call a gnome catcher with a Math degree? Degnomeinator 😋

6. How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It's not hard. Edit: Can't believe the number of people who don't understand this

7. What room in the house do ghosts avoid?

The living room.

8. What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A satisfactory.

9. Someone keeps sending me flowers with the tops cut off

I think I'm being stalked

10. Two girls, a kind and an evil one, threw stones at passers-by.

The kind one hit 10 times, and the evil one hit 2 times. Because good always triumphs over evil.

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